Lazy Day Blogz

HEY.... this might frustrate you

2011-05-24T14:14:00.000-07:00

im bored and really sick of wordpress and THIS blog.... soooo......... im going to make a NEW blog..., ON BLOGGER so.... yeah

sorry if its... u know... annoying you....

ok? ok. ok!

ok.

HEY I GOT A NEW BLOG ON WORDPRESS BUT AT THE SAME TIME AM SENTIMENTAL OVER THIS ONE AND AM GONG TO RUN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!

2011-05-13T15:20:00.000-07:00

READ THE TITLE!!
I GOT A NEW BLOG ON WORDPRESS!!
BUT I STILL LOVE BLOGGER!!!

HERE, READ MY NEW BLOG...
BUT DONT ABANDON THIS ONE I STILL LURVE IT!!!

http://http://therantingofillz.wordpress.com/

READ IT BUT STAY LOYAL 2 DIS ONE CUZ I WILL TOOO!!!

2011-05-05T14:36:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD!!! SECRET SERIES # 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T WAIT FOR SEPTEMBER 20, 2011

SECRET SERIES SECRET SEREIS YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

IM ZE MASTERMIND OF A MURDER TEME!!

2011-05-04T19:14:00.001-07:00

im am ze mastermind of a murder teme
it is a very prestigious role
i am ze mastermind of a murder teme
we will kill you then keep your soul

im trying to write a poem
about my little murder teme
im really kinda failing
or so it would seem

we are composed of many
kewl and awesome peeps
we fight we nerd and then we spaz
we're anything but creeps

we are the murder teme
we're so incredibly kewl
we are the murder teme
and we totally rule!

dont beleive us and we'll kill you
just saying
tis a warnign you should heed
dont beleive us and we'll kill you
just saying
if ya dont it's a miracle you'll need

to stay alive
just admit
we will thrive
in this world o twits

cuz we're not
twits, that is
cuz we're not
CHEEZ WHIZ

in our humble murder teme, we have many a kewl member
no one in out murder teme is sum1 u wont remember

there's illz the boss
make her miss csi and oh look! you've just lost, your life.
there's shirlz the feild op
there's nothing that can stop, her
there's crispy the expert on death
if you mess with her you wont live long enough to take your last breath
there's danny boy-boy, the... guinea pig
he's useful in the lab, and i think he may know trig-- onometry
there's chewy our computer nerd and resident stalker
hes nerdier than me! why the nerve of that (cringe but 4 give me cuz i culdnt find anything else dat rhymd with stalker) talker
theres angles who's M.I.A
we''ll search 4 her everyday
there's jayoung our psycopath extraordinaire
who freaks out and spazzes with her own certain... flair
we also have ash who's our expert on criminal minds
throughout all those episodes who knows what ideas she finds?
who else do we have...? am i missing anyone?
oh well just know that they're kewl and lots of fun!

and now i end this poem
which is rly a rant that rhymes
now i end this poem
cuz i've run out o time!

this murder teme is great!
we're going to fave fun
stabbing and slashing
and snacks for everyone!

so now i bid you farewell
but remember!
dont mess with the murder teme!
or u'll get dismembered!

CANT WAIT FOR BEAUTIFUL CHAOS 2 COMEOUT!!!

2011-05-04T19:11:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAA!!!
I AM SOOOOOO EXCITED!!!
I WANTBEAUTIFUL CAHOS 2 COME OUT SOOOOON!!!
CHECK OUT DE WIDGET I GOT... PRETTTY KEEEEEWWWWL!!!
HA! HA HA !! HA AHA AH AJAHAGB !!
IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEE!!! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEUL ECONOMIZE DE WORLD!
ILLZ OUT!

I HATE SUPERMARKETS!!!!!

2011-02-13T17:01:00.001-08:00

UGH! I HATE SUPERMARKETS! why, you ask? here’s why!

1. i hate crowds

2. and i REALLY hate those people who just take their sweet old time browsing through the isles

BLOCKING THE WHOLE ISLE with their stupidity (yes, it is THAT immense) while you are trying

to get where you need to be…. ITS JUST SO FRUSTRATING!

3. IM TOO MAD TO THINK OF ANYMORE REASONS SO LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY I HAVEN'NT POSTED IN FOREVER!!!

2011-01-28T14:05:00.000-08:00

HEY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER!!!!
but, then again, who even reads my blog???
meh, not like i care. i just need a place to rant and here is... er... it.
anywhoo, i have nothing to post about
this blog isn't about my life like shirleyz,
and i dont plan on making this blog about my life. cuz my life is dull and uneventful.
do u rly (whoever u may be) wanna hear aboout that?!?!
i didnt think so.
*sigh*
boredommmmm
i hate it
:(
almost as much as i hate gym class
but gym class is boring
so i dont rly see how that works out
meh.
well...
wanna hear a poem? i dont care, here goes.

Lipsy The Goat
Lipsy was a goat
Lipsy had a coat
The goat tripped
The coat ripped
So lipsy bought a boat.

ahh... some of my best work don't you think? i dont care.
la di da da la di da da la di da da la di da...
well... seeing as though i have nothing more to say... byee!

hey wazzup!

2010-12-06T16:41:00.000-08:00

wazzuppp!!!

i am dreadfully, horribly, SICK!!! i will not go to scholl 4 de whole week!!!!!! AND IM GONNA MISS 3 TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NERD MENTAL BREAKDOWN MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! besides that i know whoever reads this blog probably only shirley cuz all of my other friends either dont check their emails, i dont know their emails or THEY ARE SIMPLY AND INCREDIBLY... forgetful? oh whatevz. anyway, shirley... i guess... i know ur prolly DYING to find out my mysterious life-threatening ailment... its (get ready for it) THE CHICKEN POX! i am stuck in bed!!!! im dead!!!!!! hey that rhymed!!!!why do i do that all the time!!!! blah! :( in other news did anyone else hear about those hockey-jersey dresses??? i saw them in the online news... i seriously hate hockey. whtevzzzzz bbyeee

wow... wut a clump
I DONT WANNA POST ANY FUN FACTS IN MY TOTALLY NON FUN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-illzizzta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cough cough :x

gah! i missed more dayz didnt i!!!!

2010-11-30T13:56:00.000-08:00

hey!!!!!! sorrz i missed EVEN MORE DAYZ but whatevz 7 fun factz so i can just skip this week... this blog aint called LAZY day blogz for nuthin u know!!!!

kk annoying fun facts ahoy!

1.laughing lowers stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. six year olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day

2 the roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear

3.bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

4.Men's shirts always have buttons on the right, but women's shirts always have the buttons on the left.

5. the owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to blink all the other birds raise their lower eyelids.

6.the reason honey is so easy to digest is because it has already been digested by a bee.

7. roosters cannot crow if the cant extend their necks

kk datz it! till i remember to post again! got to go h/w time!!!

gah! how many dayz hav i missed! sorrz! been swamped over w/ homework!!!

2010-11-24T19:21:00.000-08:00

omg! sorrz i missed so many dayz! ive been swamped w/ h/w!!! kk im gonna post 4 fun factz toddz....

- the mercedes benz motto is "das beste oder nichts" meaning "the best or nothing"

-The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal

- the pupil of the human eye expands as much as 45% when looking at something pleasing (like cats or candy!!!)

-dalmatians are born without spots

kk.... i hav more h/w ya know... lol! bbye!!
-illz

fun fact #2,3 & 4!

2010-11-22T14:10:00.000-08:00

well, sorrz i missed 2 dayzzz of ya know funfactin' but heres de consolation... 3 fun factz todday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kk
#2 if you stop getting thirsty you need to drink more water for when a human body is dehydrated the thirst mechanism shuts off.

#3 chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

#4 ur toungue is germ free only when it is pink. if it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it

kk datz all 4 today! tune in not tommz (cuz i got sum horrid fam studies project to do) but de day after tommz..... k! stay smart!!!

-illz

p.s after i run out o fun facts im gonna do "funny things to ponder" and those are rly kewl!!!!!!!!!

NEW SEGMENT INTRODUCED... FUNZZZ FACTOOO!!!

2010-11-18T19:05:00.001-08:00

HEY,
i bet u anything if u read my blog u dont know where de fun fact add-on thingy is so im just gonna post a fun fact every day for 50 dayz cuz datz how many kew factz i found... herez todayz

1.if u are right handed you will tend to chew food on ur right side and if u r left handed you will tend to chew food on ur left side

GRRR! again i think!

2010-11-18T18:29:00.000-08:00

gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah

gah! ive been reading choco-bun's blog.... i so wanna eat her.... well... not her but like a chocloate bun does sound tantalizing no? whtevz off topic... im zooooooo bored! and i have a bunch o random ecology facts memorized... i have nuttin to do w/ deeze facts cuz DE TEST IZ OVER AND WE MOVED ON TO DIFFY SUBJECTZZZ!!! grrrrrr!!!! came up with a dis-name or nickname or whatevz for the putrid justin bleeber! get ready 4 it... JUST-LAME BEAVER! ha! cuz no one wants beaver fever! unless ur a freak which like 100%of just-lame's fanz are. now, people ask me why i hate just-lame. therez a million reasons but the most important 1 for me iz that I HATE ANYONE NAMED JUSTIN and if ya knew me youd know why...mutter... rulers... mutter.... falling out of trees.... mutter... idiot.... oh! zoned out there. yup got lost in muh bubble of hatred.... well back 2 being bored..... OH ! i hav homework... and always the dutiful nerd am i so must be getting on it....

totallly funny catzzzzz!!

2010-11-15T12:54:00.000-08:00

HEY! Cats make me laugh!!!!! herez sum toutz funny onezzz

have ya ever wondered???

2010-11-14T14:00:00.000-08:00

have ya ever wondered why, in stairs, there are landings, flights but never takeoffs??? hmmmmm

SUM DEMENTED DOODLEZZZZ

2010-10-24T10:21:00.001-07:00

my latest masterpiece

2010-10-24T10:20:00.001-07:00

i call it… CUBIX! kewl eh? (I'm Canadian btw)

Ice Cream

2010-08-23T18:29:00.000-07:00

I LUVVVVZZZZ ICE CREAM

BLAH

2010-08-19T13:11:00.000-07:00

BLAH

Lil Doodles of Mine

2010-08-19T12:48:00.000-07:00

here are various demented doodles of mine...

Re-reading books, good thing or boring thing?

2010-07-29T13:41:00.001-07:00

As many of my fellow book-readers may know, there comes a time when there just aren’t any

new books to read! The simple solution that comes to mind is to re-read a book. But is it always

as satisfying as reading a book the first time? What I like to do is re-read a book then re-read an-

other and another, and maybe if there is a trip to the library or the bookstore in between a couple of

new books! and then when it has been a long-ish while you re-read that book from before the one

that has been sitting there on your shelf waiting to be read. That, i believe, is how you can make re-

reading a book almost as satisfying as when you read it the first time.

p.s. it helps if the book is one of your favourites, one that you never get tired of.

I'm Going To Write A Book! (and maybe if i'm not too lazy, try to publish it!)

2010-07-21T20:06:00.000-07:00

I, as you might have guessed, was really bored one day...
but when i'm bored i have these sudden bouts of inspiration. i've decided i'm going to write a book. i dont think i'm going to actually write down the idea on theis blog, cuz there are waaaaay too many possible plagiarists out there just waiting to steal my highly original ideas. so just a heads up, maybe i'll me a miniscule amount less bored this summer while i laboriously er... labour over my book.

Summer Is SO TOTALLY DULL!!!!!

2010-07-21T19:42:00.000-07:00

OMG!!!!!!
I AM TOTALLY DYING OF BOREDOM HERE!!!! i seriously do not get it! arent summer's supposed to be fun!? And dont start with the old lady sayings like "you've got to make you're own fun, sonny!" seriously i am OUT OF MY MIND with boredom. well... the fact that i started this blog because i was bored is one thing. but seriously i think i should legally change my name to Superboredina or something. i dunno... well... i got nothing. this post is done AND I AM STILL TOTALLY BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schools Out! AAACK ME BEING A FAILED CAT

2010-07-01T16:37:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
IGNORE DIS POST
I WAS STUPID
AND PRETENDING TO BE ACAT
THAT FAILED
*HIDES FACE IN SHAME*

well, its that time of year again... The Last Day Of School. an epic day in any human child`s life. i`m a cat remember so its not as if i've ever been to school. but i do know alot about it because i spend most of my free time reading my owners homwork assignments and agenda and textbooks. well that was before i discovered the internet. but moving on, this last day of school was aproximately the highlight of my owners year. true, i gather from reading my owner's yearbook, my owner shall miss all the friends and teachers from elementary school (i havent mentioned earlier but my owner is headed off to junior high school) but it seems as though my owner truly needs a break from all the tedious homework, tests, projects and what not. and i will promptly be posting all of the adventures that my owner goes on this summer... may they be fiction or nonfiction i shall leave that to you, dear reader, to decide